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| A waste of time, kinda |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Ahoy there matey!
Stranger: M
You: How goes it?
Stranger: Good
You: I want to make intimate chat with you before we discover each other's gender.
You: Not sexy chat. Just intimate.
Stranger: Ok
You: Let me ask you this: Have you ever found a woman who responded well to you on here?
Stranger: Yes
You: Hmm, have you tried talking to everyone you meet without regard for gender? And did that waste time?
Stranger: Yes I've tried to talk with everyone
You: Oh, well I'm a man. Did that waste time?
Stranger: Yes
You: Ahoy!
Stranger: Duck u
You: Duck you too brother
Stranger: Fuck
You: Guck
Stranger: Leave me alone man
You: I never disconnect. I always wait for my partner too. It's good for the blog.
You: Makes more content, ya know?
Stranger: What's your YouTube channel
You: Oh, the Youtube Channel doesn't have much on but let me get it for you.
Stranger: Ok
You: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbAYmL3Zc5tc-ctlSs6i-bA
You: If you have any ideas of what I should do, you're welcome to suggest them.
You: Like all procrastinators, I'm thinking more than doing.
Stranger: No
Stranger: How old are u
You: 32, doesn't it say so on the channel? Oh wait, I might not have my old profile up.
You: And who has time for all that anyway.
Stranger: Do u smoke weed
You: Nope. I get high off Korean bean pies.
Stranger: Well I smoke weed and its great
You: I have a lot of friends who agree.
You: Man, I just learned the difference between body highs and head highs.
Stranger: And guess how old I am
You: Hmm, I'm gonna guess.... 19?
Stranger: No 16
You: Omegle never gets an older crowd. I'm impressed.
You: What brings you on here?
Stranger: Fucking bored
You: lol I guess that's what brings all of us on here.
Stranger has disconnected.
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