Wednesday, July 12, 2017

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I'm looking for a thin 18 to 29 year old blue eyed African-American girl with red hair who'll email photos of herself wearing daisy dukes, a green bikini top, and heels. Can you help? omegler@yopmail
Stranger 1: hey
Stranger 2: hahahaha
Stranger 1: idiot you with the red text
Stranger 2: that's pretty specific.
Stranger 1: paraphrase that question for me i don't feel like reading it.
Stranger 2: you don't want to engage me in an argument using just words.
Stranger 1: oh really
Stranger 2: i don't think you do.
Stranger 1: is that a challenge, numbskull?
Stranger 2: numbskull?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: are we living in 1982?
Stranger 1: one who's skull is numb
Stranger 1: probably for repetative self induced injury
Stranger 2: hold on, let me get my leather jacket and iron maiden a-track out.
Stranger 2: let's do this.
Stranger 1: sweet let me jsut pull some polo shirts out of my ass and get some sunglasses on
Stranger 1: okay
Stranger 1: im fagged out
Stranger 2: sounds worthy of an ass kicking.
Stranger 1: you sound worthy of polishing my bone bulge
Stranger 1: now come
Stranger 2: that's kind that you'd trust me in such a sensitive area.
Stranger 2: i might have to finish you off for the sentiment.
Stranger 1: sure is. my graciousness know no bounds. and where your done imbuing that bitch with shine, set a table on it
Stranger 1: candles and fancy dinner
Stranger 1: for out hate date
Stranger 2: that wasn't part of the deal i agreed to.
Stranger 1: too late, fucktard
Stranger 1: you and me
Stranger 2: it's never too late.
Stranger 1: we are entrenched in this bitch
Stranger 1: no hope of escape
Stranger 1: in for the long run
Stranger 2: you sound like you need to be rapping over a shitty beat.
Stranger 1: i would abosolutely love to split your head open over my knee
Stranger 1: drink up your juices
Stranger 2: i don't think we'd get that far.
Stranger 2: i'd drop the gloves with you.
Stranger 1: rgurgitate them all over the remains of your corpse
Stranger 2: mmm
Stranger 1: we going to do this?
Stranger 2: i'm gonna cut an incision into your abdomen and fuck it.
Stranger 2: make an incision
Stranger 2: we doing this.
Stranger 2: you got any good dope?
Stranger 2: because one thing is definite, without a good line or two in me, i'm not doing anything.
Stranger 1: are you trying to rap yet or are you busy wiggling your thumb just a little further up your ass?
Stranger 1: go get some
Stranger 1: i'll wait
Stranger 2: i'ev got soe.
Stranger 1: i want a good one
Stranger 2: woah
Stranger 2: i've got some*
Stranger 2: i've got some fire raw.
Stranger 1: sure it's not gone already?
Stranger 2: not quite.
Stranger 1: sure i'll pretend i know what that is
Stranger 2: we'll have to make another run before it's all over.
Stranger 2: some raw heroin.
Stranger 2: uncut.
Stranger 1: okay i'll pretend i give half a flying fuck
Stranger 2: you have to be on it.
Stranger 2: i don't fuck with non-junkies
Stranger 1: dammit
Stranger 1: how about russians?
Stranger 1: we're all junkies at heart.
Stranger 2: i will say, i love russian hockey players.
Stranger 1: battering rams on blades
Stranger 2: the way we just kind of steal them from the KHL.
Stranger 2: for less money, often times.
Stranger 1: and the way us russians just tend to fucking dominate at everything we do and happen to be superior to your american assholes all the time
Stranger 1: that's pretty cool too.
Stranger 2: hahaha well, i wouldn't go that far..
Stranger 1: i would
Stranger 2: the russians dominated in the 60's and 70's.
Stranger 2: don't forget what happened in 1980
Stranger 1: bed wetting, tree hugging, thumb sucking capitalist fucks.
Stranger 1: that's what happened
Stranger 2: or in these past olympics. i'd pick the czecks before i picked the russians.
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