Thursday, September 13, 2012

Have you found joy in your life? Has your life brought joy to others?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Ancient Egyptians had a beautfiul take on death. At heaven, the guard asks two questions determining whether one enters the gates. Have you found joy in your life? Has your life brought joy to others?
Stranger 2: is this
Stranger 1: ... uhh... ish, i guess.
Stranger 2: a question?
Stranger 2: stranger, you tell me.
Stranger 1: am i in egyptian heaven...?
Stranger 2: IS THIS A FUCKING QUESTION?
Stranger 2: NO.
Stranger 2: SO WHY IS IT ON OMEGLE QUESTIONS.
Stranger 1: CALM THE MOTHERBITCH DOWN, MAN.
Stranger 2: I WANT TO GIVE MY GOD DAMN ADVICE.
Stranger 2: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EGYPT
Stranger 1: JUST
Stranger 2: FUCK EGYPT.
Stranger 2: NO.
Stranger 1: FRICKIN' CHILL
Stranger 1: ALL RIGHT
Stranger 2: okay.
Stranger 1: JUST
Stranger 2: fine.
Stranger 2: onii-chan~
Stranger 1: HAVE YOU FOUND JOY IN YOUR LIFE???
Stranger 2: yes.
Stranger 2: i had a lot of fun today.
Stranger 1: good. that's... good. i think
Stranger 1: that's good. so you'll probably go to heaven for having fun.
Stranger 1: g'job.
Stranger 2: yay~
Stranger 2: i'm not going to kill myself because that's gay.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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